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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD
(Source: tyleroakley, via maddiexkopie)
Attractive male:
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me:
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
(Source: imgfave)
*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer
Brazilian Artist Nele Azevado carved 1,000 figures out of ice on the steps of Berlin’s Gendarmenmarkt Square. It was made to raise awareness about the rising sea-levels due to to melting ice.
(Source: magnolius, via coricarter)
